Philadelphia Police busted a massive LSD ring at...
loladelphia: #Zing #No hate-mail, please. I make fun of everybody.
Is it normal to want to smash a bass clarinet against wall hoping that it would magically start working? All because my band director is living in denial about the condition of all of the bass clarinets that Drexel owns. I’ve decided that I will buy a bass clarinet with the money I make on co-op, so when there’s a problem with it I can deal with it rather than being forced to play a...
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we...– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (via philphys)
When you are using the left and right parts of your brain for two different things, your thoughts get all messed up. Breathing is CPG that returns the basal part of your brain, and walking uses reflexes and primitive CPGs involving your spinal cord and motor cortex. So walking while thinking of two completely different things potentially uses most of your brain already (assuming that you are still...
Doubt is the origin of wisdom.– Rene Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy (via philphys)
So you like chemistry puns...
Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
mohandasgandhi: frombaghdadwithlove: machistado: 1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has...
Happy New Year from San Francisco!
It’s 3am on the East Coast, so I’m off by three hours from everyone else I know lol